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c’mon, Chip Saltsman is the new Al Franken!

December 26, 2008
Filed under: politics — bcd @ 6:34 pm

hey Chip,

man, sorry to hear about the ol’ shit hitting the fan.  those damn liberals, they just don’t get a joke.

now Chip, i just want to play Devil’s Advocate here, OK?  i am totally on your side and i think Paul Shanklin is hil-ar-ious!  i mean, who doesn’t love his “John Edward’s Poverty Tour” or “The Star-Spanglish Banner”?  that is funny shit, man!

ok, but back to Devil’s Advocate: see, i think what people are upset about, when they get past what appears racist and clearly partisian, well, i think most people are asking, “Why?”  i mean, Chip, what exactly did you think you were going to get out of the old gift bag with the CD in it?  obviously, you are sending these out to fellow Republicans and there is no need to prove your stripes there – i mean, you worked for and ran a campaign for Mike Huckabee.  yeah, we all watched Huckster on that awful, liberal show, but hey, he towed the line, didn’t he?  so we know you can hate, er, defend our Christian rights as a Nation, with the best of them.

no, i think what i am asking is, isn’t this CD in the gift bag kinda all downside?  i mean, you aren’t going to win friends and influence people with this, right?  we all agree with you – The Big O DID win because white America clearly voted out of guilt over slavery and Jim Crow.  so what was the upside?

now, we know being the vast intelligencia behind Huckster’s successful run for Vice-President (we can’t blame you for Huckster having balls, can we?) that you surely forsaw what would happen when the Liberal_Media got a hold of this.  so we’re confused.  see, to win in 2012, we now know that we need to expand on our Southern Strategy…but explicit racism, err, humor, seems a little too overt.

so i hope to see you out in the press in the coming days, Chip.  we need you to explain this away, which i am sure you can do!  i mean, look how well Huckster did!

thanks for your ear, Chip.  chin up, kiddo!


And at the end of all your lines, Who will love you?

December 17, 2008
Filed under: politics — bcd @ 11:56 pm

But it wasn’t until the end that he answered the question on everyone’s mind– Should he move up to the next level? How fast can he dodge shoes?
“Listen, I have great federal experience dodging eggs.  I’ll just say this too, I think all Americans and all people on this earth should treat President Bush in office and after office with respect. Diversity means that you respect somebody else’s views and somebody else’s judgments, even if you disagree with that individual.”

what an awesome display of political bullshit.  let me get this straight: if i make shit up, invade your country under false pretenses, lie to both my citizenry and your’s, destroy your country’s infrastructure, government, and society…then under the guise of “diversity” you should show me respect when i show up during a farewell tour and lie about my motives and involvement.  do i have that right?

fscking politicians.  Mayor White, i owe you one throat punch.


Martha’s polishing the brass on the Titanic. It’s all going down, man.

December 16, 2008
Filed under: mortgage scandal,TV — bcd @ 11:23 pm

it amazes me sometimes how much i see of my parents in myself.  every time i laugh and hear my dads laugh, it’s hard not to think back to all those times when in anger i said i would never grow up to be like him.  now i wish i could be more like him.  time and perspective, kids; time and perspective.

a lot of the TV shows that i watch as an adult started as habits as a child with my mom.  i still watch (really TiVo) 60 Minutes every week; it was ritual with my mom to spend Sunday evening preparing for the coming week and to watch 60 Minutes.  these days i am lucky if i get to see it all; often i just listen to the podcast at work and end up deleting the episode from TiVo.  take that advertisers!

in spite of my habits, this week i watched Sunday’s episode on Monday.  Scott Pelley did a segment on the impending second wave mortgage disaster, something i was already aware and scared of and something that i knew most people were oblivious to.  ignorance is bliss.

while watching the episode i had to restrain myself from throwing the remote through my big screen.  listening to acupuncturist Rula Giosmas sent me into life tilt and of course, despite being 100% to blame for her situation and 100% blame for the problems her greed and ignorance have inflicted on others, this bitch still had the temerity to think she deserved a workout.  i think she even claimed she felt misled.

it’s hard to not be a misanthrope when everywhere you look some fscking douche-nozzle is trying their best to lie, cheat and steal their way to riches.  hard work is for suckers, man.

humanity is doomed; accept it and move on folks.


test test, 1, 2, 3

December 13, 2008
Filed under: Uncategorized — bcd @ 10:10 pm

Hello, yeah, it’s been a while
Not much, how ’bout you
I’m not sure why I called
I guess I really just wanted to talk to you

And I was thinking maybe later on
We could get together for a while
It’s been such a long time
And I really do miss your smile

I’m not talking ’bout movin’ in
And I don’t want to change your life
But there’s a warm wind blowin’ the stars around
And I’d really love to see you tonight

We could go walking through a windy park
Or take a drive along the beach
Or stay at home and watch TV
You see it really doesn’t matter much to me

I’m not talking ’bout movin’ in
And I don’t want to change your life
But there’s a warm wind blowin’ the stars around
And I’d really love to see you tonight

I won’t ask for promises
So you don’t have to lie
We’ve both played that game before
Say I love you then say goodbye
———–

ok so yeah, i’ve finally installed the latest WordPress update and i am actually alive and able to post. who knows, maybe i’ll do it more often.

things to look for: at a bare minimum, got the best of 2008 music list coming; mine as well as others.

oh yeah, and i’d really love to see you tonight.


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